RACKIN' UP LOOT WITH A CART PEN!

Yo, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't nothin' finer than hittin' the shelves with a wheeled contraption pen. This ain't your mama's stationery set, this is weapons grade. We talkin' 'bout tappin' those labels right off the goods. Then you just roll on out with your loot, fast as a greyhound. Ain't no store security guard gonna stop ya when you got